Bob comes home drunk one night, slids into bed beside wife

After a wild night, Bob found himself at the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter informed him that he had passed away in his sleep. Desperate to return to life, Bob struck a deal to come back as a chicken.

Transported to a farm, Bob struggled to adjust to his new life as a hen, only to realize he was about to lay eggs. With guidance from a rooster, Bob laid several eggs, feeling a strange sense of joy.

Just as he prepared to lay another, he was jolted awake by his wife, who scolded him for drunkenly messing up the bed.

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